Wonderfully Poetic Acronym

WPA Privacy Attack!

Wi-Fi Protected Access
Wasn’t Programmed Appropriately
Wads of Potential Attacks
Wireless Public Access
Without Prior Allowance
Well, Pretty Apocalyptic

When Patches Arriving?
Wardrivers, Present Arms!
Weaponized Privacy Assault
Wardriving’s Productive Again
Wide-open Point of Access
Wrecks Privacy Automatically
Welcome, Protocol Attackers

Where Patches, Admin?
Worthless Privacy Attempt
Wrong Protocol, Admin
Won’t Protect Anything

Weak Privacy Attempt
Waste of Precious Attention
Wins Prying Award

Wired Past, Again